Bowling for Soup - If You Come Back To Me

If You Come Back To Me

Bowling For Soup

You were right all along
You know I hate that, admitting I was wrong
So I don't answer the phone when it's you
It's funny when I see the caller I.D. shows the phone line's still in your dad's name
So hey, I'm doing OK. And I'll get back to you if you come back to me
Your voice is so Marilyn Monroe
It's funny how that makes me wanna smash the phone
I wonder if J.F.K. ever felt this way
All alone, like Summer when it snows
So out of place, so out of those fake smiles
I used to do so well
And here's the part of the song where I start to break down like my broken heart
But it's not gonna matter - the lines are all down from a hurricane they should have named after you
Maybe I should get a Scorpions ringtone to remind me of you

CHORUS
So hey, I'm doing OK. And I'll get back to you if you come back to me
Oh, here we go. Just like a broken record skippin' apart that we both oughta know by heart.
(2nd time: And I can still hear you singing along...)

We were right there, and now it seems so tragic
No happy ending, now this whole thing seems so drastic
You asked me 20 times where we could find our magic
Ask David Copperfield or even Rick O'Casic
David Blaine,(here's the magic?) Lance Burton, (where's the magic?)
Harry Potter,(where's the magic?) I used to think pop rocks were magic
Sigfried and Roy, (where's the magic?) Shaquille O'Neal, (why'd you leave the magic?)
You asked me 20 times, or was it 28, and your greatest trick ever was your great escape.

CHORUS

Bowling for Soup - Don't Let It Be Love

Don't Let It Be Love

Bowling For Soup

I was out on the front line, doin' just fine
Put it all behind me 'til I came across a letter from an old friend
Askin' "How you been?"
Stopped me dead in my tracks and shot me right back there to '02
And it was me and you, what am I supposed to say?
I hope I don't fall head over heals,
'Cause I know how it's gonna feel. And I don't think I could live through you again.

CHORUS
So don't don't don't
Let it be love love love
Because it hurts a lot, like it or not. If it comes down to love or money, it won't be love love love, it won't be love love love.
And I know I should know better. Man, I hate this stuff. Don't let it be love.


Let's thicken the plot line
I'm on the trot line
So fill me in, bash me over the head
Wish I was dead
Time heals everything, time heals everything
At least that's what I've read
Here we go again
We're head over heals, and I know how it's gonna feel
When it crashes and it burns, it'll be too much...

CHORUS

And if I ever hear that song again, I just might kill someone
Not literally, but the thought has crossed my mind.

So don't don't don't
Let it be love love love
I'm much better with......WHAM! BAM! Thank you Ma'am...

CHORUS

Bowling for Soup - 99 Biker Friends

99 Biker Friends

Bowling For Soup

Such a big man, such a little chick
I think it all goes back to your tiny pick-up truck in the driveway,
With a sticker on the window - "Rest in Peace Number 3"
Tell all your friends how you put her in her place
7 pounds of makeup just to hide her beat up face
Such a pretty face

CHORUS
It takes a tough man to slap her around
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down
She's wearing shades but we all see behind that tinted glass
And I've got 99 biker friends that wanna kick your ass

Tell her that you're sorry
Blame it on the beer
Your dad was mean to you
Your friends think you're an asshole, and I do too
Over compensating for your small shoes
Takin her away, but you won't say when
Hold her in your arms, tell her this won't happen again
When will this end? Well

CHORUS

I wish Bruce Lee was here right now.
With his trusty Num - Chuck Norris is still alive,
So let's call up Walker, Texas Ranger,
All the dudes from "Danger, Danger"
Let's get the A-Team, 50 Cent with his bling-bling,
And a couple of prison guards

CHORUS

Start runnin' now. We're gonna kick your ass!

Bowling for Soup - When We Die

When We Die

Bowling For Soup

Well, I know that it's early and it's too hard to think
and the broken empty bottles are reminder in the sink
But I thought that I should tell you, if it's not to late to say
I could put back all the pieces, they just might not fit the same

Nothing's worth losing especially the chance to make it right

And I know that we're gonna be fine
And the tattooed mistakes are gonna fade over time
As long as we live, time passes by
And we won't get it back when we die

Well, I know it's been years now, and I don't look the same
And the hopes and dreams you had for me you thought went down the drain.
And the room feels so empty where my pictures used to be
And I can't say that I blame you, but you can't blame me

Cuz nothing's worth losing especially the chance to make it right

And I know that we're gonna be fine
And the tattooed mistakes are gonna fade over time
As long as we live, time passes by
And we won't get it back when we die

Come over
Come over

Cause I gotta know, if I am doing this all on my own

Come over
Come over

How can I show you if you're not here

And I know that we're gonna be fine
And the tattooed mistakes are gonna fade over time
As long as we live, time passes by
And we won't get it back when we die

And I know that we're gonna be fine
And the tattooed mistakes are gonna fade over time
As long as we live, time passes by
And we won't get it back when we die

Come over
Come over

Wooohooohooohaaaaawwww

Bowling for Soup - Friends Like You

Friends Like You

Bowling For Soup

Friends like you!
Who needs friends?
Friends like you!
Who needs friends?
Friends like you!
Who needs friends?
Friends like you!

You know ya left the window open and now the cat is gone
And my girlfriend says you're really sweet what the hell is going on?
You never gave me back my leather jacket and now it's out of style
And I warned you that that incense burner would set my house on fire

Now i'm not going to beat you up or drag you through the mud
I just want all my CD's back in the cases with the artwork still intact
Friends like you!
Who needs friends?
Friends like you!
Who needs friends?
Friends like you!
Who needs friends?
When friends like You-o-o-ou
Who needs friends?

Like when the guy punched you in Reno, had a lawyer for a dad.
He got us mixed up and sued my ass. Man that was really cool
of you to fix me up with a girl from work that used to be a guy
When you lost all my money on the superbowl it made me WANT TO CRY!
I'm not going to beat you up or drag you through the mud
When the pending file sharing suit goes down
And why'd you need the whole Metallica catalog anyway?
We haven't liked them for 12 years.
We like the Queers, we like beers
Stuck with Van Halen halfway through the Sammy years.
Now its over
YEAH!

You know ya left the back door open
AND NOW THE DOG IS GONE
And my girlfriend says you're really sweet
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
And you never gave me back my leather jacket and now it's outta style
I should have beat you with your burkenstock when you set my house on fire!
FRIENDS LIKE YOU!
Who needs friends?
Friends like you!
Who needs friends?
When friends like you-o-o-ou
Like you-o-ou who needs friends?

Bowling for Soup - Much More Beautiful Person

Much More Beautiful Person

Bowling For Soup

Julie has a dad that might as well be dead.
A case of day habit and 3 other kids.
And she's a much more beautiful person then he'll ever know.
She hates the world. At least the one outside.
She's a Myspace kid livin a virtual life.
She's a much more beautiful person then she'll ever know.

CHORUS
Close your eyes and let time tick by..
In this life, it's OK to cry, sometimes.
It can be hard to see what's right in front of you.
You're gonna smile sometimes
And worlds will collide.
I know you're tired of waiting
So when you're through with hating,
You'll ba a much more beautiful person, and now you know.
And now you know.


Tommy can't help but feelin alone
Walking the halls with his head hung low
And he's a much more beautiful person then he can know.
Highschool kids can be so nasty in a cut-throat war for popularity. A much more beautiful person then he'll ever know.

CHORUS

And you don't feel so lucky, but I've seen so many things in you. Believe me, I know just what you're going through.
So stand up and take a bow
Hold your head high don't ever let them get you down
It's all about you, and it's long over due
You're gonna smile sometimes
And worlds will collide
I know you're tired of waiting,
So when you're through with hating,
You'll ba a much more beautiful person
You'll be a much more beautiful person and now you know
And now you know.

Bowling for Soup - Luckiest Loser

Luckiest Loser

Bowling For Soup

Man, you're really one heck of a guy
best friend since Jr. High
you showed me Playboy for the very first time
that was rad

We saw Bon Jovi, we sat in the first row
I pierced your ear right before the show
we stole your brother's beer and he didn't know, whoa

Whoa, your new girlfriend is a son of a gun
did you fall in love or did you just wanna get some? (just wanna get some?)

That girl is crazy, she's a locomotion
I know you know she used to be my girl
you'd better run for cover, 'cause she's ticking like a time bomb
and did I mention that you both suck dot com?
now your stuck with her
like melincamp is stuck with cougar
guess that makes me the luckiest loser

I met her at a kegger passed out in the yard
getting in her pants wasn't really that hard
6 months later she crashed my car
that was rad

She's got a glow from her spray on tan
Marilyn Manson is her favorite band
I really think she mite worship satan
not a fan

Whoa, Your new boyfriend is a son of a gun
did you fall in love or did you just wanna get some? (just wanna get some?)

That girl is crazy, she's a locomotion
I know you know she used to be my girl
you should run for cover, 'cause she's ticking like a time bomb
and did I mention that you both suck dot com?
now she's stuck with you
like a frat guy with a bad tattoo
like celebrity golf with Alice Cooper
guess that makes me the luckiest loser

Mel Gibson, Danny Glover
you deserve each other
I'll leave the weapon when you take her home to meet your mother
she was a superstar
backseat of my car
those days are over now, but life goes on, yeah

Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun
did you fall in love or did you just wanna get some? (just wanna get some?) (just wanna get some?)
Yeah

That girl is crazy, she's a locomotion
I know you know she used to be my girl
you'd better run for cover, 'cause she's ticking like a time bomb
and did I mention that you both suck dot com?
now your stuck with her
like melincamp is stuck with cougar
like number two on a pooper scooper
I guess that makes me the luckiest loser

That girl is crazy, she's a locomotion (luckiest loser)
I know you know she used to be my girl (luckiest loser)
you'd better run for cover, 'cause she's ticking like a time bomb (luckiest loser)
and did I mention that you both suck?

Bowling for Soup - A Friendly Goodbye

A Friendly Goodbye

Bowling For Soup

Freeze frame!

I can lay it on real thick cause I know how you don’t like to get bogged down
With anything ‘bout us and our kick ass true love tale
Sorry I swore just then cause I know, you hate it
by the way that cake you baked me, really sucked, but I ate it

Chorus
Cause I loved you even more that you could ever imagine
Here’s a friendly goodbye
5,6,7
Ain’t that a “b” with an itch, ain’t that a mother trucker
You can go to h-e-double hockey sticks and f yourself
Cause I’m flippin’ gosh darn sick of all the “s” words you put me through
So f-u
f-u

I can hang it out to dry cause I know how you like all your laundry neat
And not just thrown around like a chain saw in need of juggling
Sorry I flipped you off cause I know, that you hate it
And that homemade porn I said that I erased, well I saved it

Chorus Repeat

I’ll send you a post card that says, I’m glad you’re not here
I’ll buy you a t-shirt, but I'll use it to wipe up the beer
That I spilled while I was spilling my guts to my friends about you
And I really don’t have anything else nice to say

Chorus Repeat

Bowling for Soup - Why I Don't Miss You?

Why Don't I Miss You?

Bowling For Soup

Remember back at Ryder High
Wishing on stars in the Texas sky
I got your name tattooed
Across my heart how could we lose
Back in black when we were hand in hand
Two young kids like Jack and Diane
Falling at the speed of light
Burning up never felt so right

So why I don’t miss you?
Tell me what I am supposed to do
After all the shit that we’ve been through
I can’t feel a thing
Maybe I was too high
Maybe I just sobered up too soon
You’re still on the dark side of the moon
And always on my mind
So why don’t I miss you?

So many nights we drove around
King and queen of the whole damn town
Voted most likely to succeed
We were everybody’s meant to be
Burned out plans to take over the world
Did I fuck it up, or did we just get bored?
Kept losing at the same old game
We had our 15 minutes of fame
We took it all the way
You can’t say we didn’t try

So why I don’t miss you?
Tell me what I am supposed to do
After all the shit that we’ve been through
I can’t feel a thing
Maybe I was too high
Maybe I just sobered up too soon
You’re still on the dark side of the moon
And always on my mind
So why don’t I miss you?

Why don’t I miss the way you laugh at everything I say?
You mom’s apple pie always blew me away
It’s funny how I always write the same old song
I wonder if you ever sing along with me
Sing along with me

So why I don’t miss you?
Tell me what I am supposed to do
After all the shit we’ve been through
I can’t feel a thing
Maybe I was too high
Maybe I sobered up too soon
You’re still on the dark side of the moon
And you're always on my mind
So why do I miss you?

Bowling for Soup - I'm Gay

I'm Gay

Bowling For Soup

(This fucking song is all personality)
(Dude, that's the shit!)

Well we've all heard about how the guys in the band
Weren't the popular kids in school
And now you hate your parents 'cause of the way you turned out
But in the end the blame's on you

And we all sympathize with your torn-apart heart
And your really artistic worldly views
It sells records when you're sad these days
It's super cool to be mad these days

I think rock and roll is really funny when it's serious

Don't hate us 'cause we're happy
Don't hate us 'cause we're beautiful
Don't hate us if we make you smile
Or if we go the extra mile
To make someone feel better on a really shitty day
And if you're hearing what I'm saying then
I want to hear you say, "I'm gay!" (I'm gay!)
Say, "I'm gay!" (I'm gay!)

Let's start a movement, let's start it right now
And if you don't know where to start
I can show you I'm your new team captain
Put your left hand over your heart and repeat after me

It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual
It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual
Chris, Gary? You guys wanna join in?
(Yeah, buddy. Sure. Sorry Dude)
It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual
It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual
Very Nice. Very Nice.

Don't hate us 'cause we're happy
Don't hate us 'cause we're miserable
Don't hate us if we make you smile
Or if we go the extra mile
To make someone feel better on a really shitty day
And if you're hearing what I'm saying then
I want to hear you say, "I'm gay!" (I'm gay!)
Say, "I'm gay!" (I'm gay!)

That's right, ladies and gentleman!
Pick up the phone 'cause Bowling For Soup is on the line!
And you don't have to be sad anymore! You don't have to be mad anymore!
We can all join hands and do ring around the freaking rosie!
In fact, can we can get some "La la"s up in here?

It sells records when you're sad these days
It's super cool to be mad these days
I think rock and roll is really funny when it's serious

Yo, where my "La la"s at!

La la-la la, la-la la-la
La la la la
La la-la la, la-la la-la
La la la la
La la-la la, la-la la-la
La la la la
La la-la la, la-la la-la
La la la la
La la-la la, la-la la-la

Bowling for Soup - Val Kimer

Val Kilmer

Bowling For Soup

I always thought my movie
would be a comedy
not quite the tragedy that its become
more slapstick than chickflick
more Caddyshack than Breakfast At Tiffany's
So, thank me at the podium for a lifetime of contribution
turn on the cameras
someone cue the extras
hair and makeup to the set

because the big screen's callin
final casting call
its your big shot baby your the next big star
on another stupid movie 'bout a guy with a broken heart
is fallin apart
your headed for the cutting room floor
and in the sequel honey i'm the guy who gets the girl

so if you miss my movie
get the DVD
check out the chemistry
between you and me
less 'Raising Arizona'
more 'Steel Magnolias'
so when you walk down that red carpet
I hope you trip and fall
I hope someone squirts you with a watergun
a super soaker filled with pee

because the big screen's callin
final casting call
its you're big shot baby your the next big star
on another stupid movie about a guy with a broken heart
is fallin apart
you're headed for the cutting room floor
and in the sequel honey I'm the guy who gets the girl

all apologies
to kevin costner and that chick from monster
give me Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell, Belushi and even Val Kilmer
he was funny in 'Real Genius'
What about 'Top Gun'?
No, 'Top Gun' wasn't funny
Whatever
top secret was funny too
but he sucked as Batman

because the big screen's callin
final casting call
its your big shot baby you're the next big star
on another stupid movie about a guy with a broken heart
is fallin apart
you're headed for the cutting room floor
and in the sequel honey I'm the guy who gets the girl

Steven Spielberg's calling and he's sending a car
its your big shot baby you're the next big star
of another stupid movie about a guy with a broken heart
is fallin apart
you're headed for the cutting room floor
and in the sequel honey I'm the guy who gets the girl

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Bowling for Soup - Epiphany

Epiphany

Bowling For Soup

Stop before you get my started
Maybe I'll just go
I'm not exactly broken hearted
But I think you already know
That there's more to the story that I'm givin' up
Maybe I should just grow up

There's a picture of a girl somwhere that fits this empty frame
And there's a song here somewhere with a happier refrain
It came to me, I think they call it an epiphany
Man that's a big word

All I ever wanted was a little extra ordinary
Somewhat somewhat documented and depicted in this book of memories
That's as empty as a broken glass, or a gas tank in my car
If you can hear me now,
Come out, come out, wherever you are

I try so hard not to remember, I wish I could forget
The thoughts of you in syndication
Just like the time I met Joan Jett
At a grammy party on a saturday night
After you and me had a big fight

There's a picture of a boy somewhere that fits your empty frame
I tried switching the station, but the song remains the same
It came to me, think they call it an epiphany
That line was lame

All I ever wanted was a little extra ordinary
Somewhat somewhat documented and depicted in this book of memories
That's as empty as a broken glass, or a gas tank in my car
If you can hear me now,
Come out, come out, wherever you are

[Bridge]
Are you still at home?
Or did you go to Rome?
I swear I think I saw you on some Italian movie
Showing on the plane
I couldn't read your name
Subtitles don't work on the credits,
Man that's a shame
And it's a shame 'bout me and you
No one to blame but, you

All I ever wanted was a little extra ordinary
Somewhat somewhat documented and depicted in this book of memories
That's as empty as a broken glass, or a gas tank in my car
If you can hear me now,
If you can hear me now,
If you can hear me now,
Come out, come out, wherever you are
Wherever you are
I think they call it an epiphany

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Bowling for Soup - Today Is Gonna Be a Great Day

Today is gonna be a great day

Bowling For Soup

There is a 104 days of summer vacations
Till school comes along just to end it
So the annual problem for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend it

Like maybe
Pulling a rocket or fighting your mommy
Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Discovering something that doesn’t exist
Or giving a monkey a shower
Surfing in tidal waves
Creating a narrow bunch of located Frankenstein sprang
Finding a total bird
Driving a security insane

This could possibly be the best day ever
And before that, says tomorrow is likely to be
A million and sixty times better
So make every minute count
To more than a minute and sees the day
And lets make sure that in every single possible way
Today is gonna be a great day

Crossing a smart drobe
Or building a roller-coaster
Skiing down on a mountain of beans
Devising a system for memorizing everything
Or serenading submarines
Raising charity yes
Taming Tiger’s short
Destructing a border to Mars
Building a time machine
Searching a Robert Tree
Or wailing away on guitars

This could possibly be the best day ever
And before that says tomorrow is likely to be
A million and sixty times better
So make every minute count
To more than a minute and sees the day
And lets make sure that in every single possible way
Today is gonna be a great day

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Lets put our heads together
And design a master plan
We may miss dinner but I know mom will understand
We got our mission and suppliers
Yoga dummies and desirers
And pocket full of Robert and Bands
The menu on handstands
A unicycle comprised
A camera that will focus in
A caned full of soda
Grab a beach town

Here we go
This is fantastic

This could possibly be the best day ever
And before that says tomorrow is likely to be
A million and sixty times better
So make every minute count
To more than a minute and sees the day
And lets make sure that in every single possible way
Seriously this is gonna be great

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Bowling for Soup - High School Never Ends

Four years you think for sure
Thats all youve got to endure
All the total dicks
All the stuck up chicks
So superficial, so immature
Then when you graduate
You take a look around and say HEY WAIT
This is the same place where I just came from
I thought it was over
Aw that’s just great

[Chorus]
The whole damn world is just as obsessed
With who‘s the best dressed and who‘s having sex,
Who‘s got the money, who gets the honeys,
Who‘s kinda cute and who‘s just a mess
And you still don’t have the right look
And you don’t have the right friends
Nothing changes but the faces, the names, and the trends
High school never ends

Check out the popular kids
You’ll never guess what Jessica did
How did Mary Kate lose all that weight
And Katie had a baby so I guess tom’s straight
And the only thing that matters
Is climbing up that social ladder
Still care about your hair or the car you drive
Doesn’t matter if you’re sixteen or thirty-five

Reese Witherspoon,
She’s the prom queen
Bill Gates,
Captain of the chess team
Jack Black, the clown
Brad Pitt, the quarterback
I’ve seen it all before
I want my money back

[Chorus]
The whole damn world is just as obsessed
With who’s the best dressed and who’s having sex,
Who’s in the clubs, who’s on the drugs,
Who’s throwing up before they digest
And you still don’t have the right look
And you don’t have the right friends
And you’re still listening to the same shit you did back then
High school never ends

The whole damn world is just as obsessed
With who‘s the best dressed and who‘s having sex,
Who‘s got the money, who gets the honeys,
Who‘s kinda cute and who‘s just a mess
And you still don’t have the right look
And I still have the same three friends
And I’m pretty much the same as I was back then
High school never ends

High school never ends

High school never ends

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Bowling for Soup - Almost

I almost got drunk at school at 14
Where I almost made out with the homecoming queen
Who almost went on to be miss texas
But lost to a slut with much bigger breastes
I almost dropped out to move to LA
Where I was almost famous for almost a day

And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn’t cut it
Almost loved you
I almost wished u would’ve loved me too

I almost held up a grocery store
Where I almost did 5 years and then 7 more
Cuz I almost got popped for a fight with a thug
Cuz he almost made off with a bunch of the drugs
That I almost got hooked on cuz you ran away
And I wish I woulda had the nerve to ask you to stay

And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn’t cut it
Almost had you
And I didn’t even know it

You kept me guessing and now I guess that
I spent my time missing you
I almost wish you would’ve loved me too

Here I go thinking about all the things I could’ve done
I’m gonna need a forklift cuz all the baggage weighs a ton
I know we’ve had our problems I can’t remember one

I almost forgot to say something else
And if I cant fit it in I’ll keep it all to myself
I almost wrote a song about you today
But I tore it all open and I threw it away

And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn’t cut it
Almost had you
And I didn’t even know it

You kept me guessing and now I guess that
I spent my time missing you
And I almost had you

I almost wish you would’ve loved me too

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